Holy smokes!! These are just hilarious. Have fun reading them, I personally was howling with laughter. Enjoy!
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Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. 2. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. 3. The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” 4. Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall – Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. 5. Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands. 6. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a… |
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