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I hope that I have this in the right order!
The vicar glanced out of his study window and saw Mrs. Smith coming up the garden path. He felt most unchristian but could not face an hour in her company as she was an absolute bore. He rushed upstairs to his bedroom and left the entertainment of Mrs. Smith to his long-suffering wife.
After half an hour or so he crept out onto the landing and hearing no sound of talking, called down, ‘Has that horrible old windbag gone yet, dear?’
With remarkable composure, his wife called back, ‘Yes dear, he went ages ago. Mrs Smith is here now.’
The village church was putting on its annual nativity play and the vicar went to the city to order a banner to advertise the fact. Unfortunately, he lost the note with the correct dimensions and the Bible quotation and…
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