And I couldn’t resist posting some Monday Funnies – from Chris, The Story Reading Ape’s blog. They’re hilarious, you’ll see. Enjoy!
THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING…
Walking can add minutes to your life..
This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $4,000 a month.
My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old
And we have no idea where the hell he is.
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I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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I have to walk early in the morning,
Before my brain figures out what I’m doing…
Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’,
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs,
But fortunately my stomach covers them.
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The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they’ll say,
‘Well, he…
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LOL! I really like that last one.
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I knew I wasn’t the only one laughing. 😀
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I too think they’re hilarious! 😀
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