Lately, once again, I have been asked a bunch of those really, really dumb questions I keep hearing over and over again.
I was discussing books with someone, and that person tells me: “For years I plan to write a book, but I just don’t have time. I replied: “Time is not the only thing you need. It needs a lot more to publish a book.” – The question back: “Why would you know?”
My answer: “What do you think?”
Or another situation: We’re talking about hobbies, how we’re spending time off work, and people do things like cooking, sports (often means watching football), walking dogs and so on. Except me, I said. “I write.” And of course one asks me: “You mean, you’re writing a diary?”
I looked at the person and replied scornfully: “Oh, I’m sure writing my personal diary is important enough for me to mention.”
Let’s say, the embarrassment of my conversation partner was clearly visible.
The next question is even worse. “Oh – you published a book? Can I have one?”
I replied: “Of course, you can – the title is ‘Soul Taker,’ you can get it on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, iTunes, Kobo…”
(Seriously: What do people think? Am I running around with a stack of my books in my purse to hand it out like candy?)
I’m sometimes surprised how insensitive some people are with authors. There are a few more of these, what I call ‘dumbest things you can ask an author.’
Is it good? What am I supposed to reply? No, it’s the biggest crap you can imagine, but buy it anyway?
Will I like it? What am I, a fortune teller?
How much are you making? So discrete and tactful, your question. (And yes, I’m sarcastic!)
Don’t you have a great time writing instead of having a real job? What the hell do you think I do? Sleeping in, typing three sentences into the computer and then wait until the book magically writes itself?
So you are a second J. K. Rowling then? No, not really. J. K. Rowling is one of the most extraordinary writing talents of the last century, and I admire her! But I don’t want to be a second J. K. Rowling – I want to be a first A. J. Alexander!
Can you write a book on teenage pregnancy/family inheritance rows/vampires and werewolves/superheroes/dystopian futures because I’d love to read that story? No. I’m not a performing monkey. I write what I want to write, what I’m interested in and what I love. Also, YOU (asker of said question) are almost definitely not my target audience!
There are so many more stupid questions one can ask an author; this is only a small portion of the insensitivity most of us a facing far too often.
If you have any experience with questions like this, funny situations or similar, let’s hear them in the comments, please. We’re curious.
In my January Newsletter, I asked my subscribers to help me collect stupid questions they are asked occasionally because I thought they make a funny blog post. Here are mine and the ones I got sent by Rachel Twomey. Thank you, Rachel.
I’ll take the stupid questions over no questions at all. I use them as a chance to educate, elucidate, and hopefully, elevate.
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You know, this is a wise advice, Robert. I generally try my best to do the same thing. But I admit, occasionally my mood gets in my way. 😀
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No problem, sometimes you have to be you.
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It is so hard not to be sarcastic when faced with these questions… so I usually don’t fight it 😂
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I admit, you are much stronger than I am. I figure I need to work on that. 😀
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Reblogged this on anita dawes and jaye marie.
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Thank you very much for the re-blog!
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Or the universal question, “where do you find the time?” The one question I really cannot answer, but one I would love to know the answer to…
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That is interesting, right? I keep realizing I write whenever I find a moment. (And also I have written through half the night without finding a way to stop until I almost fell off my chair.)
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I love moments like these! Unfortunately, I must be getting too old, for they don’t seem to happen much any more…
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Reblogged this on Author Don Massenzio and commented:
Check out this post from the Writer’s Treasure Chest blog with Some Stupid Questions We Writers Get Sometimes
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Thank you very much for sharing this! 🙂
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You’re welcome
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Enjoyed the topic of discussion… I’m sure we’ve got plenty of stories to tell! 🙂
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I agree. I could imagine each one of us has a few interesting variations of the same questions. LOL
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Man have I heard a number of these questions and more. But the one I really want to give you a thumbs up for is the J K Rowling one. That is the EXACTLY the way I answer that question when it’s posed to me. “No I don’t want to be the next Stephen King, the world already has one, I want to be…” Great post.
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Thank you very much for dropping by and leaving your comment, Allan. You know, your opinion is very valuable to me, always!
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I am mid way through the rough draft of my first Novel, I avoid telling people about it because of the moronic questions. I just tell them what they want to hear. It’s about celebrity vampires, battling speech impediments, finding love in the NBA, and looking for nannies.
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*grin* I’ll keep the ‘nannies’ in my mind for the next series of dumb questions. LOL Thanks for dropping by and commenting.
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I’ve been asked if I’m famous. I just kinda giggle and say, “No, but I’m not writing to become famous. I do it because I love it.” I’ve been asked how much I make as well. I usually just ask them how much they make at their job, and suddenly they realize they’ve asked a rude question. But yeah, my favorite is the “can I have a copy of your book question” mainly cause I can tell them they can download my first book free online. I don’t think one of them has bothered to do it, but meh.
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Oho! That’s a good one. Next time I’m asked how much I make I’ll ask the same thing back. *giggle* Good one! Thanks for your visit Renee! ❤
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I love your smart answers to their stupid questions! 😀
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LOL Thank you for the compliment. 😀
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That’s so true lol.
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😀
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