Halloween with Auntie Acid and Maxine. Thanks for the giggles, Chris! Of course, these are offered by The Story Reading Ape! I’m spreading the smiles.
Tag: hilarious
“Today’s Horoscope” by Carl D’Agostino
If you want to know more about your future, Carl D’Agostino has the answer… your today’s horoscope…
The secret of internet dating and its devastating repercussions on the human disposition
Today I’m a guest blogger on Juliette Kings’ Vampire Maman blog with one of my humorous posts…
Enjoy the read and laugh heartily. I hope, you’ll have as much fun reading, as I had writing it.
The secret of internet dating and its devastating repercussions on the human disposition
Written by A. J. Alexander – Copyright, September 2021
Sex is overrated. Yes, I can easily imagine the confused looks on surrounding faces, would I stand in a room and proclaim that fact, but there’s nothing I can do about it. I’m talking about the fact that I tried it, and my current opinion is the result of my experience a while ago.
We keep thinking, that’s like in the movies, where the violins cry (meow-meow-meow) and the candles spend warm light (flicker-flicker). It’s a miserable attempt at physical exercise. You hit your skull on the headboard, the nightstand lamp crashes onto your temple, and every five minutes, Mommy comes in and brings cheese sandwiches, now there.
And that’s not even it! I’m beslobbered from head to toe, what am I? A popsicle? And then, afterward… afterward…
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Monday Funnies…
Thank you so much for our Monday Funnies, Story Reading Ape! You’re the best!
Monday Funnies…
The Story Reading Ape makes us laugh with Diamond Lil. Thanks for the giggles, TSRA! I’m sharing the smiles!
Friday chuckles — pachyderm edition
Bluebird of Bitterness makes us giggle with ‘trunk-jokes’. Thanks so much for the smiles, bluebird!
It’s a dog’s life
What a hilarious post. Thanks, Bluebird! Sharing the smiles!
A woman was relaxing on her porch one afternoon when a very tired-looking dog wandered into her yard, lumbered up the porch steps, lay down, and promptly fell asleep.
About an hour later, the dog got up and walked away.
The next day the dog was back. It climbed the steps, lay down on the porch, and fell asleep.
This happened several days in succession. One day the woman attached a note to the dog’s collar that read, “Every afternoon your dog comes and takes a nap on my porch.”
The following day, the dog arrived with a different note pinned to its collar: “He lives in a home with eight children. He’s just trying to catch up on his sleep.”
Monday Funnies…
The Story Reading Ape makes us giggle with ‘Diamond Lil’. Thanks for the smiles. Will be shared!
Reptile dysfunction
I had a good laugh with these. Thanks so much for the giggle, Bluebird!
Monday Funnies…
Oh, what would a Monday without Maxine be? Thanks so much, TSRA, for providing us with our week-start giggles.
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