Thank you so much for the giggle, Chris. I just love Maxine!
A hard working girl that’s what I am
from the day I’m born ‘til the day I die.
After a quite spoiled nursery,
my work will be valued high.
There are 12,000 sorts of us
spread out in all regions of the Earth
even in the desert and the arctic circle
surviving heat and ice with mirth.
Some of us exist under water,
deep in an Australian pond.
Our buddies in the desert run the fasted
With at least three feet per second.
Our smallest sorts are tiny
Less than 1/3 an inch.
Our biggest friends are monsters
2 ¾ in. and they can bite and pinch.
We all live in a monarchy
Mostly working girls and queen
The boys are good to fertilize
then they die and food they’ve been.
We can carry 10 times our weight
We never rest or pant.
I guess you’ve figured out by now
Oh yes, I am an ant.
(Copyright June 2018, Aurora Jean Alexander)
I couldn’t resist to re-blog Bluebird’s Caturday Movie Edition. Thanks so much for the giggles! 😀
DRIVING MISS DAISY
CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF
THE WEDDING SINGER
A DAY AT THE RACES
DAYS OF WINE AND ROSES
THE HORSE WHISPERER
PUSS IN BOOTS
THE SECRET GARDEN
THE BOSTON STRANGLER
INTO THE WOODS
THE GREAT DICTATOR
THE THREE MUSKETEERS
THE WIZARD OF OZ
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
WEST SIDE STORY
YOU’VE GOT MAIL
ROMEO AND JULIET
THE ROCKING HORSE WINNER
WAITING FOR GODOT
I discovered this one on Twitter and thought I’d share it. Thank you very much, my good friend Vampire Maman. Juliette Kings.
One day on a company’s doorstep a baby was found.
The Management demanded an immediate investigation about whether or not the company has to take responsibility for the baby.
After four weeks the board of inquiry delivered their report which was immediately published:
After an intensive investigation, our board of inquiry decided the baby that has been left on our company doorstep is not a product of our company.
1. In our company nothing has ever been done with passion and love
2. In our company, nothing that made any sense was ever produced.
3. In our company, nobody has ever worked together that closely.
4. In our company, no project was ever completed after nine months.