Prey on words — zoological edition

I had a GREAT time with these. Thanks for the giggle Bluebird! ❤

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Thursday Funny – Seniors

Thank you, Don Massenzio, for making us all chuckle. These are hilarious!! Definitely worth a share.

Author Don Massenzio

old man hammerIn the hardware store, a 
clerk asked, “Can I help you find 
anything?”

“How about my misspent youth,” joked my husband.

The clerk shot back, “We keep that in the back, between world peace and winning lottery tickets.”

bull

A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.”

“Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested.

The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!”

“What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend.

“I don’t know, but they’ve got a peppermint taste.”

bald

Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.

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Parking Funnies…

We got some problems with parking, right? LOL – Have fun!!

Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog

Revenge against BAD PARKING Photos

I think most people feel outrage at some time when they see

STUPID SELF-CENTRED ARROGANT PARKING

Phil the Tasmanian Devil sent me  some instances where outrage got the upper hand

(BTW – We are NOT suggesting you should emulate them)

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