Thursday Funny – Seniors

Thank you, Don Massenzio, for making us all chuckle. These are hilarious!! Definitely worth a share.

Author Don Massenzio

old man hammerIn the hardware store, a 
clerk asked, “Can I help you find 
anything?”

“How about my misspent youth,” joked my husband.

The clerk shot back, “We keep that in the back, between world peace and winning lottery tickets.”

bull

A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.”

“Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested.

The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!”

“What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend.

“I don’t know, but they’ve got a peppermint taste.”

bald

Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.

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Parking Funnies…

We got some problems with parking, right? LOL – Have fun!!

Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog

Revenge against BAD PARKING Photos

I think most people feel outrage at some time when they see

STUPID SELF-CENTRED ARROGANT PARKING

Phil the Tasmanian Devil sent me  some instances where outrage got the upper hand

(BTW – We are NOT suggesting you should emulate them)

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Some Funnies on Facebook this week

Sally of Smorgasbord has shared a few giggles with us – and I decided to spread a smile and a few laughs. They really are funny and I couldn’t just “let them pass”. Thank you so much for the fun, Sally!

Smorgasbord - Variety is the spice of life

Welcome to this week’s selection of funnies from Facebook that I spotted in my own timeline and admittedly by poaching in other friend’s FB. I didn’t get caught thankfully but have of course given credit where credit is due.  Some like the first came just a little too close to home!!

Catalina Egan with Enlightened Society

Catalina Egan with Enlightened Society.

Judith Barrow with Shamrock Craic

Judith Barrow with Shamrock Craic

Toya Richardson

Toya Richardson with My Sweet Agony

Peter Bateman and Treadmill Doctor

Peter Bateman with Treadmill Doctor

Super Funny Pics

Super funny pics.

purple clover

Purple clover

kandy Kay Scaramuzzo with Mark Alan Keyser

Kandy Scaramuzzo with Mark Alan Keyser

Thanks to all who shared this week’s selection and I hope that you have found amusing enough to share with your friends.. Take care.. as always Sally

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