I had a GREAT time with these. Thanks for the giggle Bluebird! ❤
Thank you, Don Massenzio, for making us all chuckle. These are hilarious!! Definitely worth a share.
In the hardware store, a clerk asked, “Can I help you find anything?”
“How about my misspent youth,” joked my husband.
The clerk shot back, “We keep that in the back, between world peace and winning lottery tickets.”
A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.”
“Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested.
The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!”
“What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend.
“I don’t know, but they’ve got a peppermint taste.”
Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.
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We got some problems with parking, right? LOL – Have fun!!
Oh yes… Monday Funnies are still hilarious on Fridays… Have fun with these.
And thank you very much for the chuckle, Story Reading Ape! You rock!
Sally of Smorgasbord has shared a few giggles with us – and I decided to spread a smile and a few laughs. They really are funny and I couldn’t just “let them pass”. Thank you so much for the fun, Sally!
Of course I can’t resist to re-blog the Monday Funnies. They always make me laugh.