Thank you, Don Massenzio, for making us all chuckle. These are hilarious!! Definitely worth a share.
In the hardware store, a clerk asked, “Can I help you find anything?”
“How about my misspent youth,” joked my husband.
The clerk shot back, “We keep that in the back, between world peace and winning lottery tickets.”
A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.”
“Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested.
The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!”
“What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend.
“I don’t know, but they’ve got a peppermint taste.”
Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.
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We got some problems with parking, right? LOL – Have fun!!
Revenge against BAD PARKING Photos
I think most people feel outrage at some time when they see
STUPID SELF-CENTRED ARROGANT PARKING
Phil the Tasmanian Devil sent me some instances where outrage got the upper hand
(BTW – We are NOT suggesting you should emulate them)
Oh yes… Monday Funnies are still hilarious on Fridays… Have fun with these.
And thank you very much for the chuckle, Story Reading Ape! You rock!
Sally of Smorgasbord has shared a few giggles with us – and I decided to spread a smile and a few laughs. They really are funny and I couldn’t just “let them pass”. Thank you so much for the fun, Sally!
Welcome to this week’s selection of funnies from Facebook that I spotted in my own timeline and admittedly by poaching in other friend’s FB. I didn’t get caught thankfully but have of course given credit where credit is due. Some like the first came just a little too close to home!!
Catalina Egan with Enlightened Society.
Judith Barrow with Shamrock Craic
Toya Richardson with My Sweet Agony
Peter Bateman with Treadmill Doctor
Super funny pics.
Kandy Scaramuzzo with Mark Alan Keyser
Thanks to all who shared this week’s selection and I hope that you have found amusing enough to share with your friends.. Take care.. as always Sally
Of course I can’t resist to re-blog the Monday Funnies. They always make me laugh.