Of course I can’t resist to re-blog the Monday Funnies. They always make me laugh.
Another smile to share. Chris The Story Reading Ape has published Monday Funnies with Maxine, one of my favorites. Laugh away!
And I couldn’t resist posting some Monday Funnies – from Chris, The Story Reading Ape’s blog. They’re hilarious, you’ll see. Enjoy!
Monday Funnies – Tuesday Funnies… no matter when Funnies, I’m sure you’re going to have a good laugh. Thanks Nutsrok for the fun you’re sharing!
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license. They’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You cannot have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, now. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
Two kids talking:
Polly: “Does your grandmother read the Bible?”
Elaine: “Sure does. Day and night.”
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It’s a “Maxine”-Monday! Thank you Chris, The Story Reading Ape for the giggle. I’m having so much fun every time I see her. 😀
Aunty Acid’s wisdom is going to make you laugh loudly. At least it did make me. Chris, The Story Reading Ape has just the best things to share! 😀 Enjoy