Thank you, Story Reading Ape, for a great giggle early this year! I had tons of fun with these and will spread the smiles!
Tag: memes
It’s a dog’s life
Of course, I couldn’t resist to re-blog the ‘dog’s life’ on Bluebird’s blog. Thanks a million for the smiles!
A Bit Of Humor – A Few Jokes – Share The Smiles
I thought it might be a fun idea, just to throw in a few jokes and make you all laugh. I know it’s not much, but if I can make one of you laugh, my good deed for the day is done. Have fun, enjoy and share away.
In Europe lives a family with seven children, three girls, four boys. The youngest of the boys does not speak, he gets older, five, six, close to seven and he still does not say a word. The doctor doesn’t find anything and nobody can help. Finally, the family’s priest recommends them to go to ‘Lourdes’, a catholic pilgrimage destination in France.
To guarantee the kids at home are kept well and safe, the mother stays home and the father takes the boy to Lourdes. When they arrived there, the father takes his son to the holy waters, where he takes the boys’ head and dives it three times into the water. When the boy comes up the third time he coughs and spits and tells his father clearly: “Would you stop that crap? You’re a complete dummy!” – Overflowing with happiness the father runs to the phone to call his wife and tell her the good news: “Our son speaks! He can speak! He called me a dummy!” The mother replies dryly: “And he is absolutely right: You took the wrong kid!”
A boy and a girl in a small ‘farmer’s village’ in Europe fell in love. In that time, out in the country, people didn’t like seeing unmarried couples being all over each other, so they had to meet in secret.
One night they decided to meet behind the girl’s home’s backyard. They passionately began kissing – one thing led to another – and the heat of the youth took over and nature took its course.
Afterward, he held her in his arms and softly told her: “I’m so sorry. If I had known you were still a virgin, I had taken more time.” She replied with the same loving softness: “Oh if I had known you had more time, I had taken off my pantyhose.”
(All images and memes are courtesy of Google.com)
Monday Funnies…
Thank you so very much for your Monday Funnies, TSRA! I found these memes so hilarious. I had a great laugh!
Caturday funnies — double takes edition
Thanks so much, Bluebird, for the wonderful cat-memes in your ‘Caturday Funnies’. I enjoyed them so much!
Monday chuckles
Bluebird of Bitterness shares her wonderful Monday Chuckles. Thanks so much for the giggles, bluebird!
Monday chuckles
Bluebird of Bitterness provides us with her Monday-chuckles. Bluebird’s personal way of making us smile. Thanks so much for the giggles.
I can’t brain today, I have the dumb
These are hilarious. Thank you for the chuckle, Bluebird!
Senseless enough-to-last-a-week Sarcasm. – Published By Floridaborne
On the ‘Two On A Rant’ blog, I found these hilariously sarcastic memes. Thanks so much for the giggles, Floridaborne!
To See All Funny Pics And Enjoy The Giggles Click Here
You have been warned – By Bluebird Of Bitterness
Thanks for this week’s smiles and giggles, Bluebird. I had a fantastic time with these, and I’m sure I’m not the only one.