Smorgasbord Laughter Academy – Heavens Above and the other one!

Thank you so much for making us laugh and giggle, Sally Cronin. I had a lot of fun with these. ūüôā

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A few jokes about heaven and hell… with no disrespect intended.. we all have our own version of what is to come and just hope that humour and laughter is included in the package.

God and Eve, for the Girls.

‚Äú God I have a problem.‚ÄĚ

‚ÄúWhat‚Äôs the problem Eve?‚ÄĚ

‚ÄúI know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I‚Äôm just not happy.‚ÄĚ

‚ÄúAnd why is that Eve?‚ÄĚ ‚ÄúGod I am lonely and bored and I am sick to death of apples!‚ÄĚ

‚ÄúWell, Eve, in that case, I have a solution, I shall create a man for you.‚ÄĚ

‚ÄúMan, what is that God?‚ÄĚ

“A flawed, base, creature with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat and be vain. He will be witless and will revel in childish things. He will be bigger than you and will…

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Time for some laffs – Driving Grandmothers, mechanical cows and inflight service!

Thank you for this wonderful humor, Sally. I had so much fun! ūüėÄ

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A visit to the archives from 2015 for some recyclables… so to speak.

Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes:

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a ‚ÄúHonk if you love Jesus‚ÄĚ bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, I’m glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn’t notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed. I found that LOTS of people love Jesus!

Why, while I…

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Smorgasbord – Time for some Laffs – Out of the mouths of babes!

Thanks so much for sharing this wonderful humorous post with us. ūüôā

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laffsMy thanks to my lovely friend Mrs. T who sent the following laffs to me… I have embellished with some funnies from Facebook in recent months.

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human, because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

Little girl: ‚ÄėWhen I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.‚Äô

Teacher: ‚ÄėWhat if Jonah went to hell?‚Äô

Little girl: ‚ÄėThen you ask him.‚Äô

1533862_10151907730223030_1716352393_nA Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She occasionally would walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she…

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Smorgasbord Author Promotion 2017 – If you are in Sally’s Cafe and Bookstore.

Sally Cronin of Smorgasbord provides us with another authors promotion platform: Sally’s Caf√© and Bookstore.
Thank you very much Sally!

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I think most of you are now familiar with the virtual Cafe and Bookstore that has been in place for most of 2016.  There are now 120 authors in the bookstore with four of their bookcovers with a link to Amazon to buy the books and their websites for contact.

I want to build on this in 2017 and use it as a promotional platform.  A least twice a week I will do a Cafe and Bookstore Update featuring the authors who are in the bookstore with their latest release and a review of their previous books… or the most recent review for their last release.

With three authors per update this also results in extra coverage as I do ask the authors to share on their own networks.. with three authors across social media this drives more traffic to the post benefiting all the authors.

This brings me to…

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Laughter the best medicine – Hippies, Beethoven and Natural Born Citizens!

Thanks so much, Sally for all the smiles you spread!! What a wonderful way to end my day.

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My online friend with a wonderful collection of humour has kindly donated some more to my buffer… She wishes to remain incognito… but I am very grateful.

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A man is looking through a cemetery when he hears some music. He looks around to see who is playing it but can’t see anyone. Searching for the source, he finally finds it coming from a grave with a headstone that reads:

Ludwig van Beethoven 1770-1827

Then he realizes the music is Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony and is being played backward.

Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.By the time they arrive back at the grave, the Seventh Symphony is playing, also backward.

Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar.When they return, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward.The expert notices the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed. By…

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Laughter the Best Medicine – Weekend Special – Part Two

Tina Frisco provided Sally Cronin with a number of smiles last week. Thank you so much for permitting me to spread it on my blog. I had a good laugh!

 

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The second part of the email that my lovely friend Tina sent me ….Keep laughing….

WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED

Men are just happier people, right? What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One¬†wallet¬†and¬†one¬†pair¬†of¬†shoes¬†‚Ästone¬†color¬†for¬†all¬†seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You¬†can¬†‚Äėdo‚Äô¬†your¬†nails¬†with¬†a¬†pocket¬†knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.

Is it any wonder men are happier!

NICKNAMES: If Laura, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate, and Sarah.·If Mike, Dave, and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba, and Wildman.

EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1…

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