Thank you so much for the giggle, Chris. I just love Maxine!
I couldn’t resist to re-blog Bluebird’s Caturday Movie Edition. Thanks so much for the giggles! 😀
DRIVING MISS DAISY
CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF
THE WEDDING SINGER
A DAY AT THE RACES
DAYS OF WINE AND ROSES
THE HORSE WHISPERER
PUSS IN BOOTS
THE SECRET GARDEN
THE BOSTON STRANGLER
INTO THE WOODS
THE GREAT DICTATOR
THE THREE MUSKETEERS
THE WIZARD OF OZ
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
WEST SIDE STORY
YOU’VE GOT MAIL
ROMEO AND JULIET
THE ROCKING HORSE WINNER
WAITING FOR GODOT
Spreading Sally Cronin’s laughter. Another hysterical blog post with jokes that will make you laugh and giggle. Thanks so much Sally!
Welcome to the first of the laughter lines this week.. some from the archives and a couple of new ones…
First it is time to catch up with that Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman… up to their usual shenanigans!
A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman are each sentenced to a year in solitary confinement; before being locked away, each is to be granted a year’s supply of whatever he wants to help him get through the long, long spell alone.
- The Scotsman asks for a year’s supply of whisky; it’s given to him and he’s locked away.
- The Irishman asks for a year’s supply of Guinness so he’s locked up with several thousand bottles of it.
- The Englishman asks for a year’s supply of cigarettes and he’s given a pile of cartons and the cell door is shut on him.
One year later, the doors are all unlocked.
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And some humor from Smorgasbord – Thanks for the giggles, Sally!
An old Farmer……..Trust me there is an animal in here somewhere…..
An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years. He had a large pond out the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, BBQ and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, to look it over. He grabbed a large bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not…
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One day on a company’s doorstep a baby was found.
The Management demanded an immediate investigation about whether or not the company has to take responsibility for the baby.
After four weeks the board of inquiry delivered their report which was immediately published:
After an intensive investigation, our board of inquiry decided the baby that has been left on our company doorstep is not a product of our company.
1. In our company nothing has ever been done with passion and love
2. In our company, nothing that made any sense was ever produced.
3. In our company, nobody has ever worked together that closely.
4. In our company, no project was ever completed after nine months.
Once again the first season of the year
has arrived, and just picks up in gear.
Flowers bloom, the grass turns green
everything looks fresh and clean.
Renewed life stretches and is waking
sleep is gone, life is in the making.
Birds, and flowers, water and grass
happiness is now as clear as glass.
Singing and dancing are taking over
we find luck in a four leaved clover.
We are proud and we all smile
dust is shaken off the winter pile.
Youngsters are shown by their proud Mom
birds and kitties nd puppies, all are calm.
The sun shines brighter every day
warms our babies on their way.
And once again we know it’s true
what we didn’t think when the cold wind blew
The Earth has once again shown that all the tragic
thoughts are gone by Nature’s magic.
(Copyright, Aurora Jean Alexander, March 2018)